Quotes

“That’s What She Said!”

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There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.  Chris Rock

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.  George Burns

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.  Steve Martin

If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. Robin Williams

I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them. Phyllis Diller

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?   Abraham Lincoln

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think.  Milton Berle